Another random Trollmegle -Implied SolKat-

YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: 2up?
▼: oh hi there!
▲: oh, you're the jade human, riight?
▼: uh-huh!
▼: and you must be sollux captor . . .um right?
▼:
▲: that'2 completely correct, mii22.
▲: ii hate two bother you, but have you 2een kk around?
▼: oh phew thats a relief!
▼: id hate to have gotten it wrong >.<
▲: ii've been lookiing for hii2 biitch a22 all fuckiing niight.
▲: hahaha, iit'2 no real problem, ii'm really not 2omeone two be remembered anyhow.
▼: oh um rose said she was talking to him before!
▲: 2o he'2 here 2omewhere. ii gue22 ii'll ju2t have two fuckiing fiind hii2 a22.
▼: aw ill promise to remember you! *puts reminder on finger XD*
▲: but ii've got 2ome tiime two kiill.
▲: 2o ii fiigure ii could talk two you for a biit, anyhow.
▲: hahaha, thank you.
▼: well rose said he was freaking out since john threw a bucket at him . . .
▲: ...
▲: JOHN DIID WHAT?!?!?!
▼: and thanks sollux! but dont let me hold you here or anything . . .
▲: oh that fuckiing fuck, that fuck fuckiing fuck...
▼: whats wrong sollux???
▼: did john do something wrong???
▲: diirectly or not, ye2.
▲: excu2e my language.
▼: i dont exactly get whats up with buckets . . .
▲: ii'm not iin the mo2t plea2ant of mood2.
▲: ohhhh, that explaiin2 iit.
▲: allow me two enliighten you.
▼: oh its okay - karkats a lot worse X)
▼: please do!
▲: ((And I believe you are lagging, just a heads-up. xD))
▲: well, okay, when two troll2 get twogether and...gog, what'2 the human word?...
▼: {(Might possibly be the problem . . . or I just don't check before I post >u>)}
▲: well for lack of a better word, they forniicate, and the fluiid2 they 2ecrete fiill bucket2 two be taken two the mother grub 2o that new troll2 can begiin theiir new liife.
▼: oh
▲: the 2tatu2 of the troll ii2 de2ided by theiir blood color.
▼: so . . . . its of an, erm, sexual nature?
▼: or something >.<
▲: iif "2ex" ii2 the human form of "paiiliing," a2 we call iit, then ye2.
▼: *blushes* o-oh . . um now i feel kinda . . dirty . . um yeah >.<;
▲: ii don't fully under2tand how human matiing work2, and ii'm not quiite 2ure ii want two know. 2triider made me watch 2ome viideo of two human2 "haviing 2ex" two try two explaiin, and ii've never 2een a more horriifiic 2ight!
▲: well, do you now 2ee why ii am pii22ed and kk freaked out?
▼: dave did what?!
▲: ye2, he called iit "porn" or 2ome 2tupiid 2hiit liike that.
▼: well i see why karkat freaked out but i dont know why youre so ticked off . . .
▲: can you keep a 2ecret?
▼: yeah i can keep a secret!
▲: ii'm flu2hed for hiim.
▲: ii fuckiing hate how iit feel2 2ometiime2, but ii fuckiing piity hiim.
▼: flushed? is that a trolls way of saying they like someone?
▲: ii gue22? what ii2 the word "liike?" iif you mean ii tolerate hiim and even feel bad for 2ome of the 2tuff he goe2 through, and try two calm hiim, then ye2, ii gue22 ii "liike" hiim.
▼: this is so confusing@
▲: ii2 iit? ii fiind human emotiion2 two be confusiing 2ometiime2, but ii gue22 two "liike" ii2 two "piity."
▼: we have pity in our language too but its used differently i guess
▲: what do you defiine a2 piity??
▼: well i guess its when you feel sorry for someone . . .
▲: do you care about the per2on you feel 2orry for?
▼: um but i dunno, im not very good at explanations
▼: and well yes but not romantically or anything
▲: a2 iin, do you kii22 them and have 2loppy make-out2?
▲: and "have 2ex" wiith them?
▲: ii'm ju2t tryiing two comprehend the2e word2.
▼: n-no
▲: and ii'm dii2coveriing that there ii2 more diiferen2e between our world2.
▼: yeah i know it just makes me kind of nervous, haha . . .
▲: hahaha, ii gue22 iit'2 kiind of liike a2kiing what a "diildo" ii2.
▼: youve got that right XD
▲: NO NEED TWO EXPLAIIN THAT ONE.
▲: 2triider...
▼: o.o
▲: *2hudder2.*
▼: D:
▼: daaaaave >.<
▼: i think i need to go tell him off!
▲: well...
▼: hes making us seem disgusting . .but we're not all like dave!!!!
▲: he 2eem2 kiinda...lecherou2.
▲: ii feel 2orry for the male or female that piitiie2 hiim.
▲: ii 2ee much "2ex" iin theiir liife2pan.
▲: and the fact that you all aren't liike hiim ii2 2liightly comfortiing.
▼: . . .
▼: hes the cool guy but he can be kinda . . frustrating
▲: "kiinda?" ii can barely 2tand two 2peak wiith hiim! he 2eem2 liike a total douche.
▲: ii know he'2 your moiiraiil and all, but 2eriiou2ly, gog, ii don't 2ee how you 2tand iit.
▼: hes not!
▼: moirail?
▲: uh...ii thiink the human word ii2 "be2t friiend?" ii'm not really 2ure.
▲: ii don't know a lot about human culture.
▼: well hes not really my best friend - thats more john and dave . . .
▲: oh, 2o they're moiiraiil2? 2hould have fiigured.
▲: we'll call that 2tupiidiity on my part.
▼: ummm i dunno!
▼: whats a moirail?
▼: aw no itso kay - this is all really confusing!
▲: a moiiraiil ii2 a troll that you can talk wiith about any problem you have and they cheer you up. iit'2 liike a mate2priit wiithout the 2loppy make-out2.
▲: ii probably 2houldn't mentiion platoniic hatred.