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YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
▲: 2up?
▼: OF ALL THE FUCKERS I COULD BE STUCK TALKING TO . . .
▼: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CAPTOR?
▲: oh, kk, fiinally.
▲: hahaha, nii2e two 2ee your horriibly unplea2ant dii2po2iitiion fiinally.
▼: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?
▼: YOU SOUND HAPPY
▲: quiite the oppo2iite, kk.
▼: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO HAPPY GOGDAMMIT
▲: ii've been 2earchiing thii2 gog-damned 2iite for you.
▼: WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST TROLL ME ON TROLLIAN YOU DICKWAD?
▲: ii 2eem two have iincapa2iitated my2elf, ii dropped one of my throwiing 2tar2 on my arm and...well, iit'2 2tiill there.
▲: iit'2 bleediing pretty fuckiing badly two.
▼: FUCKING IDIOT
▲: ii would have trolled you on trolliian iif my fuckiing arm wa2n't bleediing everywhere.
▼: YOU CAN HANDLE A LITTLE BLOOD
▼: TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP
▲: a liittle, ye2.
▲: thii2 ii2 liike, the mother of god fucking 2hiit.
▲: ii can't even fuckiing move my arm, kk.
▼: GET YA MATESPRIT FEFERI TO FUCKIN FIX IT FOR YA
▲: mate2priit? how far behiind the tiime2 are you?
▼: SINCE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DEAD GUY KEEPS COMING BACK TO LIFE
▲: we broke up liike, la2t 2weep.
▼: THE FUCK?
▼: HOW THE FUCK OLD ARE YOU???!
▲: duh, 2ame age a2 you, fucka22. 8 2weep2.
▼: UH NO FUCKHEAD
▼: LAST TIME I FUCKING CHECKED, I WAS 6 SWEEPS
▼: 6
▼: FUCKING
▼: SWEEPS
▲: kk have you been iin a coma for the pa2t two 2weep2 or 2omethiing? 2eriiou2ly! ii know you fuckiing hate your wriiggliing day, but 2eriiou2ly.
▲: unle22...
▲: maybe ii'm ju2t fuckiing 2tupiid
▼: STOP FUCKING WITH ME CAPTOR
▲: probably the latter.
▼: MAYBE? I'D SAY DEFINATELY
▼: I AM NOT FALLING FOR THIS STUPID SHIT
▼: I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE THE TYPE OF ASSWIPE TO PULL PRANKS OR WHATEVER
▲: ju2t 2hut up for fiive fuckiing 2econd2 and lii2ten!
▼: GUESS I WAS FUCKING WRONG
▲: ii wa2n't prankiing you, jegu2 fuckiing trollchrii2t.
▲: ii don't know what the fuck ii2 goiing on wiith me, but ii'm fuckiing bleediing everywhere and no one 2eem2 to be able two help!
▼: HOW THE FUCK CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN YOU'RE SAYING YOURE NOT ONLY 8 FUCKING SWEEPS OLD BUT YOU'RE ALSO DYING
▲: ii'm not fuckiing dyiing, kk.
▼: THIS IS BULLSHIT SOLLUX
▲: iit'2 a fuckiing bad ga2h!
▼: THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR FUCKING ARM GOGDAMMIT
▼: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK UNLESS YOU'RE DYING
▲: the poiint ii2, fererii and ii aren't mate2priit2--
▼: I ALREADY WATCHED YOU FUCKING DIE TODAY
▼: ARGH!
▲: ii 2houldn't have expected any le22...
▲: a2 expected, even my 2o-called friiend2 don't even care, not even the one fuckiing troll that ii did and 2tiill do feel fuckiing red for.
▼: DON'T START PITYING YOURSELF FUCKHEAD
▼: THAT'S MY JOB
▲: ...what?
▼: YOU'D THINK AFTER THE SHIT YOU JUST PUT ME FOR I'D START FUCKING HATING YOUR SORRY ASS
▼: THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING
▼: GOG I HATE YOU
▼: BUT I PITY YOU
▼: SFBWEBTIGBNTIEFSONWEN
▼: D:<B
▲: ...kk tho2e are 2trong word2, and you fuckiing know iit. iif thii2 ii2 a fuckiing joke, no one ii2 laughiing.
▼: I FUCKING WISH IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLIC LITTLE FUCKING ARGH!
▲: ...my hiive, fiifteen miinute2.
▼: *repeatedly whacks head against wall*
▼: WAIT WHAT?
▲: THAT'2 FUCKIING TROLLFRENCH FOR GET YOUR A22 OVER HERE.
▼: I SWEAR CAPTOR IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME
▲: -- twinArmageddons [TA] has logged off --
▼: FOR FUCK'S SAKE . . .
▼: I'VE GOT NO FUCKING CHOICE NOW DO I?!
▼: FUCK YOU SOLLUX
▼: FUCK
▼: YOU
▲: Sollux clutched at his wound, a small one compared to what he'd been through. A smaller Shuriken having fallen from his shelf and landing directly in his arm, the blade still embedded inside. Luckily, Sollux had grabbed a towel and began wriggling the shuriken free of his flesh after speaking with Karkat. He held the cloth over his wound and applied pressure to stop the bloodflow, yellow staining the floor around him. "Thith jutht fucking thuckth." He said to himself, watching the clock.
▼: Karkat grumbles, closing his husktop, still grumbling to himself. "Fuckhead . . . just the day before I fucking turn 7 sweeps . . . stupid time shit, asshole must be from the future . . . ." The grumbling continues as Karkat peers outside and into the darkness, narrowing his eyes. "I can't believe I'm fucking doing this shit . . ." And then the troll boy walked out of his Hive, leaving the safety of it with his sickle in hand, heading in the general direction of Mr. Captor's Hive.
▼: {(Sorry if my tense goes from past to present - I tend to switch a lot . . . and are we going to be all like 'TIMEY WIMEY SHENENIGANS' to explain the age difference? XD)}
▲: Sollux looked idly at a box sitting closeby, monitoring its existance, "Sure hope kk ithn't two pithed that I made him thomething for hith wriggling day." The troll had his friend's wriggling day memorized. He got to thinking, "Why the hell did I thay I wath eight thweepth? That jutht doethn't make thenthe." He said aloud to himself. "I fucking know I'm thickth thweepth...what the hell ith going on with me...?" He asked to the empty room.
▲: ((Don't worry about it. ^w^ I generally RP an 8 sweeps Sollux, but I think my last post sums up my little flub-up. >.o,))
▼: {(Oh lol okay then - so Karkat be turning 7 sweeps tomorrow? And Sol just got his present early? That make sense? X'D)}
▲: ((Something like that. xD))
▼: Finally, after what felt like fucking hours of walking - but was probably only ten to fifteen minutes - Karkat reached Sollux's Hive. "Fuck . . ." he muttered, staring up at the massive building before slamming his fist against the door, "oi Captor! Answer the fucking door!" Karkat tended to be impatient . . .
▲: Sollux, anticipating Karkat's arrival, had made his way to the restingblock of his hive in the front room. He called to the door, "The door'th fucking open, khay-khay!" He said, being mostly unable to move, bloody shuriken lying half-discarded on the floor beside of him, caked in yellow blood, as Sollux held the towel over his arm.
▼: Karkat barged through the door, slamming it behind him and following the direction in which he thought he'd heard Sollux's voice. "Oh Gog I never knew how fucking annoying that lisp of yours would be in real life," Karkat yelled out as before he entered the room, "Like theriouthly, I jutht want to fucking punch . . . you . . ." Karkat stopped in his tracks, eyes just a fraction wider than before as he stared at all the blood. "Jegus . . . you weren't lying after all . . ." After that comment, Karkat continued to stand there staring like a total moron.
▲: Sollux managed to get his legs working to finally stand up, holding the towel over the wound, "Like I fucking thaid, khay-khay, thith motherfucker fell off and landed in my fucking arm. I jutht now pulled that thit out!" He said, half upset that Karkat would think he would lie about something like that, but also half upset with himself knowing that it sounded like something he'd do just to spend time with the other troll. "Tho, think you can thtop thtanding there and pothibly help?" He said, a first aid kit already being levitated into the room, surrounded by a red and blue aura. "I can only do tho much on my own."
▼: "Oh uh right yeah . . . fuck, sorry man I just . . . " Karkat had no clue what to say so instead, like an obedient little boy, he grabbed the first aid kit and pulled out some bandages. "Fuck how do I use this shit?" Karkat stood next to Sollux, holding up the bandages, "do I wrap this shit a certain way or what?"
▲: Sollux chuckled, "Well, I've managed to thtop the bleeding, but uthe the cotton there to replathe the towel when I take it away and then wrap it tightly, yet loothely, if that maketh any fucking thenthe, which I theem to lack the ability to do here lately." Sollux shook his head, "Jutht wrap it tight enough to hold and loothe enough for blood to flow." He said, watching the troll he held flushed feelings for look on in confusion.
▼: "Fuck right okay . . . ." Karkat grumbled, trying as hard as possible not to get embarassed by his retardedness because embarassment leads to blushing and fuck no was he letting Sollux see his disgusting blood colour, "just . . . just fucking remove the towel then."
▲: Unbeknownst to Karkat, Sollux had a vision in his sleep and already knew his blood colour, so it was understandable why Karkat was so defensive about it. He moved the towel slowly away and looked away from the wound, pretty sure that he didn't want to see it in the first place. It wasn't a serious gash, but it was fairly deep. The shuriken, being about 3-4 inches in diameter, had barely missed one of his veins. It was pronged three times, and one of the prongs was completely submerged into Sollux's arm, up to the hole in the centre. He had managed to escape with a gash that was only about an inch long, and perhaps an inch and a half deep.
▼: Not new to blood and gashes, Karkat barely flinched as Sollux removed the towel. As quick as possible, he begun wrapping the bandage around Sollux's arm, once, twice, three times, a fourth for good measure, before tearing the rest of the roll off with his sharp teeth. "Got a clip or some shit?" Karkat asked, "I can't exactly fucking get one myself and this bandage ain't gonna hold itself."
▲: Sollux, using his psychic abilities, pulled the object required from within the first aid kit and brought it to his good hand. He was ambidextrous, but with his left arm and hand somewhat out of commission, bringing it to the left hand would have been idiotic. He secured the bandage in place before smiling, "Thankth, khay-khay." His face filled with yellow as he looked off, "Tho...what you thaid earlier about pitying me..." He said, eyes suddenly focusing on a suddenly interesting crease in the floor.
▼: Karkat grit his teeth, focusing so fucking hard on not blushing, it was ridiculous. "Yeah well . . ." Karkat grumbled, "it'd be fucking stupid to deny it now, wouldn't it?"
▲: "I gueth it would be, yeah." He looked over to the other troll. "There'th thome thingth that you need to know that I know about, khay-khay, the motht predominant being your blood color. I know why you're tho protective of it...I had a vithion latht night in my dreamth, and you told me." He moved a little closer to Karkat.
▼: Karkat looked up at Sollux with a small gasp. "Wait what?" he frowned, "you're lying. You've got to be fucking lying . . . I'd never tell anyone, I mean, fuck." Karkat frowned harder, looking away from Sollux - his blood colour had started to fill in his grey puils, the grey fading to a dull red . . .
▲: Sollux placed his hands on Karkat's shoulders, "Khay-khay, I don't care about that. I don't care if your blood ith red, orange, or fucking purple with yellow polka-dotth, you're thtill my Khay-khay, my Karkat..." He said, using Karkat's actual name, "But I know it'th red. I altho know what that meanth if anyone found out..." He wrapped his lanky arms around Karkat, pulling him into a hug, "...which ith why I'm not letting anyone ever find out."
▼: That was it; the last straw. Karkat felt the blush spreading, the horrid red blossoming over his shocked face. It took a few seconds for how fucking sweet Sollux was to get through his mind and for Karkat to wrap his arms around the troll he had felt flushed for for a while, clinging to him, fighting back tears of . . . of happiness? Joy? Relief? Fuck, who knew, they were tears none-the-less and he was NOT letting them roll down his cheeks. "Dammit Captor . . . . Sollux," Karkat mumbled into his friend's chest, "why do you have to be so damn fucking pity-able?"
▲: Sollux chuckled, wrapping his arms around Karkat even tighter. "I could athk you the thame thing, Khay-khay." He said, pulling back to look into Karkat's eyes, his hand moving up to cup Karkat's cheek. "You can't live on in the way you are, Khay-khay. It'th jutht not healthy...and you need thomeone who will be there for you and not judge you, lithen to your problemth and give you thomething nithe and warm two lie down with tho that you don't have thothe nightmareth you told me about."
▼: "And that . . . that someone will be you?" Karkat muttered, barely audible, staring at his disgusting reflection in Sollux's glasses. He looked so weak and vulnerable and he hated it so, so much.
▲: "Only if you want it to be, Khay-khay. I hope you do..." He said, a smile on his features, "I couldn't have found a better troll that I would proudly call my matethprit than you." He shook his head, "Eff-Eff...the's really nithe, but the'th jutht not my type..." He leaned in and gently pressed their lips together, "And the'th nowhere near ath beautiful ath you are."
▼: Did . . . Did Sollux just call him beautiful? Karkat let it slide this one time, grinning dopily at the troll. It was just like in his romantic movies . . . "Yeah I want you to be mine, and me yours, and shit . . fuckhead," Karkat mumbled before kissing Sollux, closing his eyes, his fingers curling into fists on his back . . .
An amazing Solkat RP with :iconshikisagashi-wolf: whom I had my Jade-Sollux RP with earlier! xD Twice in one night! So cool!

Sollux - :iconedgetheechidna: (me)
Karkat - :iconshikisagashi-wolf:
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Cupcakez55 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist
TOCUTE!! >w<
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karkat6901 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013
awesome!
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witchofwind Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
so cute :)
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KawaNekoAi Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
This was so cute >////<
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BirdFlash Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Best rp.
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Siltax Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
did anyone else realize that trollplay/trollmegle doesnt work? or is it just my computers? i tried to rp on all 3 of them it wont let me ;A; .

oh btw this
was
ADORABLENESS!!!!!!!!!!!
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TornadoWraith88 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
YES I have the exact same problem.
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KiralovesKai Featured By Owner May 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
WHAT WEBSITE IS THIS?
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TornadoWraith88 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
Trollmegle/Trollplay
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DeadlyBlackRainbow Featured By Owner May 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
SolKat all the f*cking way!!!
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